For King and Country T-shirt, Size - XL

Are you ready to unravel the secrets woven into this second-hand gem? Buckle up, because this tee isn’t just fabric—it’s a portal to the unknown. 

For King and Country......... hmmmm.... who??

Legend has it that this T-shirt was once worn by a spectral troubadour who serenaded lost souls in the moonlight. If you listen closely, you might hear faint echoes of “Fix My Eyes” drifting from its fibers. 

 This shirt has witnessed it all: spilled coffee, impromptu dance-offs, and a squirrel stealing a tiny fedora. It’s practically a scrapbook of chaos. 🐿️🎩

Disclaimer: Description may be embellished and written with some creative fictional liberties. 📜

Get your hands on this enigmatic relic before it slips into another dimension. Remember, it’s not just a T-shirt—it’s a cosmic riddle waiting for your decoding skills.