Black Mirror T-shirt, Netflix, Size - L

Product Description: Second-Hand “Black Mirror” T-Shirt (Size: Large, Color: Blue)

🔵 The Enigma of the Digital Abyss: Wearable Conspiracy Theories 🔵

Greetings, fellow glitch enthusiasts and pixelated rebels! Behold our “Black Mirror” T-shirt—a sartorial portal to the twilight zone where Wi-Fi signals whisper secrets and emojis plot world domination. Buckle up, because this tee is more mysterious than a cat’s disdainful stare.

This shirt fits like a cozy hug from an AI chatbot that’s secretly judging your life choices. It’s roomy enough for existential crises but snug enough to remind you that your password is still “123456.” Wear it, and people will assume you’re a tech guru or a time-traveling hipster. Either way, you win.

The design resembles a binary barcode encrypted with ancient memes and Elon Musk’s Twitter drafts. Decode it, and you’ll unlock forbidden knowledge: the meaning of life, the location of Atlantis, and the Wi-Fi password for Area 51. (Hint: The password is “NarwhalBacon.”) Wear it, and watch conspiracy theorists follow you like lost pigeons.

Rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg wore this exact shirt while inventing Facebook. He claims it inspired the “poke” feature. (Disclaimer: We can’t verify this, but we’re 99% sure he owns one.) Wear it, and you might receive friend requests from sentient algorithms and sentient cats.

Disclaimer: Description may be embellished and written with some creative fictional liberties.

Get your “Black Mirror” T-shirt now, because reality is overrated, and glitches are the new black. 🌐👾🔮